This is a story about this one person, called Grindhog who went for a walk in the forest. Suddenly Grindhog was lost, and he saw a kinda big black box. It had a door, and Grindhog went inside, complete darkness. Grindhog walked further inside, then suddenly there was a door.
Grindhog opned the door, and a beaming light hit him. Grindhog went outside, and he was suddenly standing outside of the sun. Grindhog walked further away from the sun, he could see the little door shaped hole in the sun. Suddenly Grindhog started to fly and he flew around and saw all the planets and shit. Then out of nowear this other person appeared.
They both landed on a asteroid and talked. She had really long white hair, it wasen’t possbile to see her body throu all the hair. She introduced herself as Gud (God) Grindhog asked her if she was God, why had she abandond the people on earth. She just replied “Bad telephone signals up here my child” Then Grindhog asked how she became God, she replied “Well, I was lost one day in the forest and I went into this kinda big black box. Then suddenly I was here, and I could hear people shouting for help down on earth”
Then Grindhog took her hand and they flew back into the door in the sun.
Now Gudrun is back in her office as a telefon saleswoman on earth selling diamonds.